Showing posts with label funny hindi SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny hindi SMS. Show all posts

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Aate Ho To Haste Ho,
Jate Ho To Haste Ho.
Subah Haste Ho,
Shaam Ko Haste Ho.
Tum Kya Samajhte Ho,
Duniya Me Sirf Tum Hi Brush Karte Ho.
Patni - AG suniye jb apne pehli bar mera ghungat uthaya tha to kaisa lga tha?
Pati - " Maa kasam" agr hanuman chalisa yad nai hota to mar gaya hota.
Admi jo Hamesha Hasata rehta ho usko " HUS-MUKH" kahte hai. OR Jiska Hasna bilkul bandh ho gaya ho usko" HUS - BAND "

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

SURAJ KI PEHLI KIRANKHUSHI DE APKO,

SURAJ KI PEHLI KIRANKHUSHI DE APKO,
DUSRI KIRAN HASI DE APKO,

TISRI TANDURASTI,KAMYABI,,.....
BAS BAS HO GAYA AB AUR ZYADA KIRNO SE GARMI LAGEGI................................

Kaun kaheta hai khuda nazar nai ata,
Kaun kaheta hai khuda nazar nai ata,
.
.
Wahi to nazar aata hai jab kuch samj nai aata.
Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain.
man main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai.
najane kab aa jaye aap ka sms
is liye cell ko dil ke paas rakhte hai
Jo assani se mile wo hai ghum,
jo mushkil se mile wo hai paisa,
jo kissi-kissi ko mile wo hai pyaar,
jo naseeb waloo ko mile wo hai apun ka SMS!!!
Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye...,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!!
Zindgi hay to Khwab hain,
Khwab hain to Manzilen hain,
Manzilen hain to Rasty hain,
Rasty hain to Mushkilen hain,
Mushkilen hain to..........
aap kis leye hain.......? " Hath paon hilaen na........"