A Sardar had called an Englishman for lunch. There was curd on the table. The guest asked what is this? The Sardar didn't know proper English, he said "Milk sleeping in night, morning becomes tight"

husband was looking his marriage certificate for so long.
wife asked what are you doing with the certificate?
husband said i can not find expiry date in this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

santa traveling 1st time in plane going to BOMBAY,
while landing, he shouted : "BOMBAY-BOMBAY",
air hostess : " B-silent please ",
santa said : " OMBAY - OMBAY.....!!!!!!!! "

I am standing for elections
BANTA: I am standing for elections.My symbol will be A Donkey.
SANTA:there should be some differerence between you and your election symbol!

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you....

Why should only i suffer!!!

Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?

Banta: Me too, after u leave

Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts.

One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are sardars we will go direct to the sun."

"But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt."

And the first answered, "So what, we'll go at night."

Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.

Banta: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.